February 22

HWC

On a dark midnight day, in the cold winter air, a bunch of trees prepared for a summertime battle in the corner of the circle. The bald trees pulled out their hair as they ran slowly towards the other trees that were conveniently behind them.

Eating soggy whizz fizz they ran north, they attacked all the other trees in their way, by giving them fertilizer and water to keep them healthy.

Munching on their soggy breakfast cereals, they spat fire at the other trees, so that the other trees could feel nice and warm.

That is the end of this.

 

February 14

HWC

We were moving very fast when a large gust of wind came and stole my lunch.

I glared at my dad. “I told you to put down the window.”

“I’m sorry. Is this not SATISFACTORY for you?” He said.

“Yes actually.” He sighed and rolled his eyes. “Out of the car.”

I glared at him. “No.”

He glared back. “Yes. Walk to the campsite.”

I spat out my next words. “Fine.”

I jumped out of the car and stalked down the road, though the car quickly overtook me.

By the time I reached the campsite..

Nobody. There was nobody there.

February 11

It came down the drainpipe. I didn’t know what it was, and I didn’t really care about it.

Until it STOLE MY CHOCOLATE. That made me mad, so I did the logical thing. I threw my shoe at it. Nothing happened, except I missed. THEN, to make my day even WORSE, it ATE MY CHOCOLATE.

My beautiful, chocolatey one-dollar chocolate!

I had spent ONE WHOLE DOLLAR on that chocolate, so I wasn’t going to let some weird thing from the drainpipe steal it. It was MINE. MY chocolate. I will fight this thing-from-the-drainpipe with my beautiful life. For my chocolate.

 

February 3

Homework: Letter about MOI! 😉

Hi, anybody reading this (whoever that might be)

I’m Emma (you should already know this and if you don’t… how did you get here? And how don’t you know the name of the blog?).

I live in… actually I won’t tell you.

I have 7 pets. A dog called Scout, a Cat called Sparky (he’s older than me in HUMAN YEARS. am) and some fish called um… let me think about that….. nah I’ll get back to you on their names.

I have a mum and a dad (obviously) and two twin brothers called Tom and Bryn. They’re equally annoying. And even more annoying than you think.

You most likely got to my blog through the school website, so you should know that I go to MPPS. I’m 11 years old (turning 12) and in grade 6. I like cats AND dogs so don’t ask me which is better. I hate homework (especially maths homework) and like (read- LOVE)  holidays and the weekend.

I’ve been on holiday and camping a lot. (my mother is very active) and seen interesting things like wave rock in western Australia and temples in Vietnam.

I like to relax, hang out with my friends and read books. some series I love include Percy Jackson, Heroes of Olympus, Magnus Chase, Warriors and Wings Of Fire.

My Chinese zodiac sign is the dog, since I was born in 2006, the year of the dog. I like dogs. My dog is fluffy, small, and cute!

So that’s all you need to know about me! Bye!

Seriously, bye.

Stop reading.

STOP READING THIS NOW.